CarnacTheMagnificent

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@catkjo @CarnacTv @tourisme_carnac Hazzah!!!

[Brian Brushwood @shwood]

OKAY OKAY FINE! I'M GOING TO BE BRAVE HERE.

Here's the link to WGC Season 3. Without doubt, our best yet. I will do a push-up for every RT:

https://t.co/kflaFyuxRw

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

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Smash and grab.

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What former President Donald Trump did in January 6th.

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

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The Avengers, Superman and five U.S. Supreme Court Justices.

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Name three people who reversed time.

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

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Pennies from heaven.

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What will Gilbert Gottfried be counting this Saturday night?
#RIPGilbertGottfried

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@joeuncool @Mitzula May a rabid badger violate your sister’s nether region.

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

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2 Elefrhino

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What do you get when you cross 2 Rhinoceroses with 2 Elephants?

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

Well played @cnn, stealing a Carnac bit.

CNN:
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"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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What sound do your intestines make after eating @Applebees ?

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

This is just brutal timing

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

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Nun Chunks.

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What do you call an exploding nun?

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

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Wordle.

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What do you get when you breed a dictionary with a poodle?

[ExplodingLobster @ExplodingLobst2]

With love for @Carnac...

[ExplodingLobster @ExplodingLobst2]

"Full House"
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"What is Hugh Laurie after a big meal?"
@Carnac @hughlaurie

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@Coverville @scottjohnson Kormac the Magnificent is actually my understudy.

[Crash @SteelersCrash]

The greatest @Carnac skit ever!

Take a break from all this virus crap and laugh your ass off!

https://t.co/Nf8onK7Ic2

You're welcome!

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@shwood I couldn’t do that bit twice as good as @brycas

I could do it 8times better.

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@onsman @SaraSoueidan (a)zals07

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@MaxTemkin (Holds envelope to head...)

A song by @ArianaGrande, three legged jeans and promoting cutting.

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Name three bad ideas.

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@JustinRYoung Well played sir. Well played.

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

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Un-Sub Scribe

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What do you name a serial killer with impeccable penmanship?

[CarnacTheMagnificent @Carnac]

@stevenmaviglio @johnmyers I don’t know. Ask @johnmyers. He seems to be better at this than I am.