Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

United by curiosity & driven by passion, we reach across disciplines, forge new ground & deploy our expertise to benefit humankind. *PARODY*

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

fuck the police

[CMU Academic Workers United @CMUBetter]

Carnegie Mellon’s endowment grew 48% last year, from $2.1 to $3.1 Billion.

But this year, high inflation left most @CarnegieMellon graduate students with a 7.5% effective pay cut.

📣Grad stipends must track cost of living!📣

Join Us • Share your Story: https://t.co/K5JrKJzsL6

[CMU Academic Workers United @CMUBetter]

At Carnegie Mellon, all of our graduate students earn enough to live.

…just kidding, but we can dream.🤤

📣 All Carnegie Mellon graduate workers deserve fair pay. 📣

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[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

The Grenell response is surprising to literally no one who knew everything *else* going on:

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

While Carnegie Mellon can’t tweet, here is everything fucked up going on ❤️:

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

Guys don’t worry Kiron said “don’t be racist” ❤️

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳ��ᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

It is our Tartan Responsibility to make sure @RichardGrenell does not know a single day of peace

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

It is our Tartan Responsibility to make sure @RichardGrenell does not know a single day of peace

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

We are excited to welcome the CMU class of 2024+ for a grand total of two weeks! While our greater campus and city community will be at risk of COVID-19, we’re absolutely honored to take your money and blame you when the inevitable shut down happens ❤️ #TartanProud

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

It took the university administration over a month to respond to #BlackLivesMatter. Their promises are empty if they keep Grenell on staff.

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

While Carnegie Mellon can’t tweet, here is everything fucked up going on ❤️:

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

We allow @PalantirTech to recruit on campus and target women and underrepresented students to work for them. Palantir literally violates human rights by giving technology to ICE. #AbolishICE

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

https://t.co/MzbreJ0W7Q

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

abolish ICE

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

@tiffanyxjiang Dry paint chips from the Fence with a side of the tears of underrepresented minority students exhausted from the institution constantly letting them down 😌

[Carnegie Mellon ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @CarnegieMeIIon]

Welcome to CMU IPS, @RichardGrenell! We are honored to have, and we quote, “one of the most nasty, dishonest people ever” on board.

#TartanProud ❤️