Ampora.irl

22 y/o trans man |

I think I'm a little too hot for my own good |

unfortunately way too into homestuck

minors dni

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@vitreexyz Went in excited for smut, very quickly experienced a Binding of Isaac (Isaaac) mention this is incredible

[Fantasticocks @Fantasticocks1]

*GIVEAWAY ALERT* Who's ready to get probed!? 8.25 inches of deep probing fun! Winner will be chosen 8/27 @ 10pm EST. #giveaway #contest #handmade #fantasy #alien #silicone

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@KokenaArt Getting to work on those at least 10 kids, good for them!

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@InCaseArt The left looks great! Could definitely go as thick as the right tho

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@dork_nokia Is that an ICP quote? I listen to them a lot, they say a hell of a lot of stupid shit (i THINK ive heard this??)

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@StalestCheerio I sorta found a loophole in my lab, after reading through the dress code policies I figured out I can wear skirts that go down to my shoes :) surviving a little better around the autoclaves now

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@PJam06 Ehhh I don't think it's the best to point to for anti AI sentiments. They do adopt two AI robots into the family, and the issue with the main villain is humanizing the AI because she doesnt feel cared for (its been a while since I watched it, sorry if I'm not 100%)

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@jugganautism Hell yeah! I was listening to Forgotten Freshness Vol 1 on my way home from work today :o)

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@daveislame Yup! Even now that I'm more comfortable asking questions about random shit that seems wrong, the answer is usually still "weird! Guess its like that." Thanks medical professional.

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@DANDYPHILIA Damn people are really doggin on anal, didn't realize so many people disliked it so much. Well, I'm with you for more art of anal with trans guys. I'm apparently in the minority of trans guys who only do anal (vaginal sex is super painful, anal is easy for me)

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@cakenyamnyamz Is Harry gender bended too?

[Paladin Pleasure Sculptors @ppsculptors]

It’s time!

Read the rules before you enter!

Winner picks 1 set of brushes!

Good luck! 🍀

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@eldianangel This is how I find out my dick is big (the rose is really intense bc it fills that thing up)

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@cisgenderhaver @CITRUSTEAK Unfortunately my bed is small and inhospitable (still get bitches through some sorta miracle tho)

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@NEOSTELLAR_ Makes me wonder how Dave interacts with Equius after, or if its changed/sorta awkward

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@innermostvein Angel fangs!! They're my faves personally, love seeing other ppl get them :3

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@TheCartoonBase Hope the crossover is Eridan suddenly showing up and knocking them off like the angels

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@MelissaTitanium This had to be made by like current middle/highschoolers right? No mcr or even 21 pilots, and no homestuck

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@MelissaTitanium I would say Dave... IF Bro ever bought any ingredient type food. I dont think there was ever anything in that house to learn to cook with, so he was SOL. John however has definitely made jello salads before

[Ampora.irl @CarnieCadaver]

@hephasst He's just like my 40 year old rice cooker fr 🥰