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[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.

It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.

Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨 BREAKING: Indian Simulator just got announced for PS5.

The most realistic survival game ever made.

[Dr. Mel Aaron Gibson @MelAaronGibson1]

HOLY F'CK 🚨

Nick Shirley found (108) people registered to vote in one home

A woman wanted to show how easy it was to commit voter fraud that she registered her two dogs and they voted

A woman voted in four times but she was already dead

Pass the Save America Act right now

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Why are we constantly hearing about ‘Islamophobia’ when the only people being attacked around the world are Jews and Christians, and the attackers are always Muslims?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Churches and synagogues all over the world require police protection. Mosques do not.

Islamophobia is not real. Islamic terrorism is.

[Carmine Sabia @CarmineSabia]

All I ever hear the media talk about is right wing violence.

All I ever see are left wing shooters.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

The oldest churche in New York mysteriously caught fire in New York.

Remember when Canada and Europe imported a bunch of muslims and all of their Churches started burning down?

Certainly random, has nothing to do with any of that. Don't look into it.

[0HOUR1 @CHIMPUSX]

The next law that needs to be passed is that no foreign-born person can hold a seat in Congress.

[Isabel Brown @theisabelb]

Teenagers are sharing photos of their AP U.S. Government textbooks, and the sheer amount of indoctrination is wildly disturbing.

Apparently, Barack Obama is ideologically a right wing authoritarian.

Hillary Clinton and George W Bush are entirely indistinguishable politically.

Donald Trump is of course virtually the same as Hitler.

@tedcruz is apparently more radically authoritarian than Fidel Castro AND Joseph Stalin..??!!??

@Linda_McMahon — can we expedite some major changes to American public education?

[Gina @GinaSaysSo]

294 members of Congress are millionaires. They don't give a crap about representation, honor or duty. It's the bribery, payouts, insider trading, unlimited expense accounts, top of the line healthcare and pensions that keeps these corrupt, career politicians in the game.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

He’s destroying musical instruments because they consider music part of the modern world, which is ‘haram’, while filming it on their phones and posting it online.

Their stupidity knows no bounds!

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Democrats are currently very mad about two things:

1) Requiring proof of citizenship to vote

2) ICE scaring illegal aliens away from voting sites

Kinda gives away the game.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

PROTESTS have exploded around the World as citizens are LIVID with their Tyrannical Governments

Citizens do not want George Soros Open Borders

Citizens do not want Psychopathic Bureaucracies like the WEF, UN and WHO to rule over them

THE PEOPLE ARE RISING UP AGAINST TYRANNY

[American Warrior for Christ @johnrackham82]

Why does Epstein's island shock you, but not islam?

[CJ Pearson @Cjpearson]

Didn't drive her car at an ICE agent.

Didn't try to obstruct an ICE operation.

Was just walking down the street when an illegal alien killed her in cold blood.

And Democrats do not care.

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

TELL ME I'M WRONG, BUT CONGRESS
SHOULD BE THE FIRST TO LOSE THEIR PAYCHECK DURING A SHUTDOWN

[daz @MetamateDaz]

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour.

A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29.

Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

500,000 in 2020. 50 million all over Europe today. Zero assimilation.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

So basically:

a) ICE deploys somewhere
b) TSA lines plummet
c) Traffic vanishes
d) ERs clear out
e) Construction sites are ghost towns
f) Class sizes shrink

...and we're still supposed to believe there are only 11 million illegal aliens in the country?!