Carnival Carney

I'm just a boring white guy who was like...a banker or whatever.

Now I'm the PM of Canada on this god forsaken planet "Earth-271"

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

https://t.co/f1FZdiFgB5 - Full 47 Minute Pilot Episode

Earth-271 Episode 1: The Cathy Coup

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @taylorswift13 @tkelce @USArmy @TheLeadCNN @CNN @FoxNews @Amouranth @nickwicklee @pawnstars @bbcdoctorwho @StarTrek @narendramodi @darthlux @maryia_darnell

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ignorethatdoor That's nice.

Seriously thanks for the epiphany man.

I needed some way of giving Blonde Tarzan someone to bitch to about Thomas Calvin...and your rabbit character helped me come up with Bob Cob from Earth-42

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@MarkJCarney Is it true you're made of dog shit and melted down loonies?

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@TheHayride i think its safe to assume she works out....that is the SEXIEST fittest body ive ever seen.

I would eat that out till my tongue fell off

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

My IRL dogs Konner and Lola's first scene on Earth-271... and their puppy (to be born next year hopefully) 'Archer'

This is an opener to a scene between new Character Bob Cob (The Cyborg Rabbit) and my personal favorite character on Earth-271 Blonde Tarzan.

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@BlotterMonkey same...what a fucking body...

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ignorethatdoor https://t.co/kkUZdztcOl

Seriously thanks man...you actually gave me a really good idea just from your rabbit photo...you literally just gave me a...you ever watch House MD?

You know when he's stuck on a case and some rando person gives him the epiphany?

gracias weird guy

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ignorethatdoor Yeah yeah anyways you gave me a good idea for a scene that lets me put my dogs in there too.

Thanks bud

(This is rough draft tho.

I wanan get his face more closer to what it is

It got my other dog pretty good tho

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@USArmy Okay but...why did watkins jump off the lincoln?

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@itsaliluh I'd be more american than most americans.

My TV raised me more than anything...and through it i know things like all your presidents in order 1-47 and your states and their capital cities

Know your history better than probably 95% of your population

and just dang ol love trump

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ignorethatdoor You're other accounts photo is actually kinda cool
I have a real soft spot for rabbits cause of looney toons
Im still trying to figure out a way to incorporate some sort of rabbit character into the show without fully ripping off bugs bunny

I'll figure it out but yeah.

Cool pic

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ignorethatdoor No...dude the best way to get your account traction on this shit app is to argue with fuckwads like you

Btw how great is my trailer?

There's a few sound fades I wish I could get a little better

But like the story it tells to hook people in and actually explain the premise 👌

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ignorethatdoor Lol no I don't look like Matt Groening.

Id say the closest celebrity look alike I've heard and agree with is dude that played Mr Stretch in that Awful Scarlet witch movie

Dude from the office.

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ignorethatdoor @SouthPark @KatieZacharia @realDonaldTrump @maryia_darnell @karolineleavitt @USArmy @TheLeadCNN @CNN @FoxNews @NBCNews @WhiteHouse I want it blatantly clear.

I think comic books are super gay.

Animated series based on comic books though?
Literally responsible for my core morals and influences my show probably more than any other vessel

Eg/ Mr Mixyspitlik here is from Superman...as is this daily planet rip

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

https://t.co/ZpA7yEQiAs

Let's see @SouthPark saterize something this fast..happened at 9:30am

I parodied it by 6pm the same day...and that's cause i slept in
@KatieZacharia @realDonaldTrump @maryia_darnell @karolineleavitt @USArmy @TheLeadCNN @CNN @FoxNews @NBCNews @WhiteHouse

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@_dhruvdeswal_ i uhh..theyre very blatantly fakes.

Theyre not even fakes that are good enough you question if theyre fake or real.

They are very bolt on looking...do you maybe have uhhh...have you maybe only seen her tits?

Cause I assure you Lucy Pinders nattys for example...are way better

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@Hamsterpilled_ Yes, but with quite possibly the sexiest body I've ever seen

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@paulacweston https://t.co/USxNO9GRDt

cathys are evil

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@NBCNews https://t.co/USxNO9Hpt1

[Carnival Carney @Carnival_Carney]

@ttunlehs