Carno 🍉

hello friend

[Carno 🍉 @Carnomus]

@fallenchungus They just like you

[Lunala @Back2Batk]

how it feels to ping people for a VC but nobody decides to join

[Michael Clayton (2007) @Michael_CIayton]

Every high school friend group had that one guy that was way too eager to show you his penis

[oli @highkeyoli]

professional minecraft player here:
i genuinely think this stream may never end like im being so serious

[mina 🦇 @b0mbdev1l]

the best part about going away to college is theres some people i cant wait to never see again

[OAK (🕴🏾) @_AIILove]

this show literally did everything perfectly it’s actually nuts

[crusher ♍︎ @caliginouswaltz]

cannot stress enough how important this is

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

She’s going to hell for what she did to this baby.

[Sammy 🇵🇸 @JackyWackyDA]

This is genuinely how he would've looked like if Sam Raimi didn't have the balls to put him in spandex

[Noah Karl🌏🌌🚀 🇪🇺🇩🇪 @NoahKarl1]

The difference between

"There used to be hot summers too."

and
climate crisis.

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

How many national girlfriend and boyfriend days are there? #fuckoff

[coli fruit shampoo𓆝 ⋆. comms r closed @pump_upthejam_]

Thing 1 thing 2 and thing 3

[✨NolaDarling_2.0 👩🏾‍💻✨ @SM_TechB3aute]

Respect parents doing this. My mom caught me in 6th grade gaining. I lost it real quick through extracurricular activities. My cousin was a fat baby, lost that baby fat at 15, now he in the gym errrday and built.

Children’s health is the parent’s responsibility.

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

She failed this baby so bad

[solar 𝜗ৎ @sweetbabieplum]

we’re entering deathspo territory I’m ngl

[k @dayIightjade]

she’s visibly thinner than a kid and her fans still don’t see anything concerning omg

[Palacehandjob @raptortearing47]

ignoring your lil nephew is top 5 dickhead moves ive ever seen bro☠️

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey. So. The people that scan rare antique books and destroy them are the bad guys in every dystopian story. Just FYI.

[Blobifi @Blobifie]

This is an idea ive had since like 6th grade and every time i brought it up i was told you cant do that for some reason when clearly you can

[🪶🕷️ ♫⃠ @emongangsta]

It’s ok to be chopped at work

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

I mog tf out of my coworkers in these Team calls these fat fucking chuds lmfao I’m handsome as hell