Your gooncel roommate was so happy and proud when he sent you the video of him losing his virginity by having youe boyfriend suck his neet goonstick... your bf's brain though couldn't take all that gooner stink and musk and started rotting
Your cat had gone missing and you had put a lot of posters with his picture, his description and your phone number for witnesses. You still haven't find a cat... but at least someone's been using your number to send you their nudes
Haven’t nutted in DAYS cuz I’ve been on vacation every time I whip it out it gets rock solid and I feel my brain melting… who’s gonna be a good boy and make me goon with their throat
Since I saw you all liked this little milk bull, I decided to make him a character! His name is Magnus! And he's here to give hugs full of love and sweat... and also to be milked, hehe. 🤎🐄💦