Why does my 3 month old have pockets on his clothes? What’s he gonna put in there- wallet, keys, cell phone? This is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night.
so this white boy was charging his Juul in my 11 am writing class. Our professor then gave us a writing warm up: Choose one person in the class, study them, and write a story about their morning. i ran with it ......
every ep of Queer Eye
bobby: your house is blue and grey now
antoni: do you like dip
tan: patterned shirt, french tuck
jonathan: literally just wash your face
karamo: FACE YOUR DEMONS
My dad wanted to make a reservation at a restaurant and they told him that they were completely booked, minutes later he called back claiming to be the prime minister of Morocco..... we got the best table in the place and the chef answer him to sign a plate and take a pic w him😭
She literally broke every lab safety rule.. open toed shoes, hair not tied up, no goggles... smh who signed her safety contract https://t.co/UoiULZaLrm