I like art & also looking at my boyfriend when he's sleeping especially with the blinds open bcz it's easier to use my spyglass. Also, he's not my boyfriend.
@pamelaadlon@BetterthingsFX I am so happy for you. You’re so brilliant and so is your writing. Love you. (You prob don’t read your tweets so if your assistant is reading this, pass this on) YOU WANT DEEZ??
@GovSisolak You issued a stay home order. I erred filing for unemployment and it’s been 6 months and I’m still pending. I live with 3 people who voted for you. You have lost 3 votes.
You know that Delta Shower commercial where that scruffy guy is dancing naked in the shower and does a standing split against the wall and bends back and caresses his own chest?
Things to do today:
1. Take a shower.
2. Realize there’s no reason to shower.
3. Smell armpits, shrug shoulders and mumble, “humph.”
4. Change underwear.
5. Repeat steps 2 ad 3.
Thoughts I have as a direct result of social distancing: ‘All drugs and paraphernalia should be legal and easily accessible temporarily. Heroin. I mean heroin.’