Caroline Murray

bravo enthusiast | i had a marvelous time ruining everything 💫

[Ruthy @RuthyVibez]

The Casa twist should be that Casa Amor islanders will be replacing everyone in the villa, effective immediately.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[q @sxarlights]

we seated once again #LoveIslandUSA

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[• @yducknow]

telling me to do something when i’m already in the middle of doing it

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

first lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

"up to you" "you pick" just kill me.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

me at the ripe hour of 8pm getting ready for bed

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the days when the President of the United States had a functioning frontal lobe