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spotify certified male manipulator

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i've written 2 good poems in my life and they're both about composting

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#BlueyXboxSweepstakes

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#BlueyXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

DO NOT TALK TO GAYS WITH LOAN DEBT TODAY

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@elisekemm I think you could rock a middle part no lie!!!

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Nobody gets me like the first half of Mice On Venus gets me

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Lizard 🦎

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@scootscoutt If it makes u feel better my dad told me t swift was right in “15”, quotes from the song and all, and called it good

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I’m a hater but only out of love

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I’m prone to a hater first, feminist second mentality a lot of the time but every time I go to Panera and a girly compliments my outfit my priorities are reset to the right setting

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Can people just stop adopting 60-80 lb dogs without doing any research whatsoever on how to train them and no intention of learning

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Big gretch 🥳💕

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

@elonmusk MR MUSK WHAT HAPPENED TO COMEDY NOW BEING LEGAL

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It’s not “chronically online” to tell white ppl not to dress like a racist cannibal serial killer for Halloween some of y’all just actually have no morals

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CanNOT stop saying the rats are going to hate this announcement but the rats don’t run this city we do

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@HVSSELBLVCK Amen if only kids these days would learn real culture!!!!!

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Uh oh the teens on TikTok called me a misogynist for not being a swifty lmao

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Cishet men seem to have a lot of opinions on women’s baggy jeans these days considering they still haven’t learned how to put a hat all the way on their head

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Deeply mourning Trader Joe’s soy creamy chocolate Cherry ice cream tonight. Gone but never forgotten

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Me: gonna do everything I can not to be depressed today since I go into work before the sun rises
Me when I get to work: