“Having a baby is not like your wife or your political party. You can’t just leave it when you decide it’s not the one you want."
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hi @AustralianSuper - currently on the phone to you - call so far 1 hour 56 mins and counting. 4th call I've made this week. It's a simple problem to fix. Why why why the delay? #financialservices#COMPLAINT
@smh@qantas - complete chaos at Johannesburg airport right now. Two @qantas A380s leaving within an hour of each other. Literally 900 people waiting for help!!
Happy Election Day, Australia! Polls are now open in the east. Don’t forget to support your local community fundraisers (you can get a sausage even if you’ve already voted!) #AusVotes#DemocracySausage
I’m back.
I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name).
I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement.
I’m back, with less respect for you than ever.
And just like before, My nephew is my only follow.
Spread the word, bastards.
@schmidtim and if only we celebrated achievements in science, medicine, literature 1/10 of the amount we celebrate swimming up and down a black line... Sportspeople are not heroes.
@samanthamaiden can you PLEASE delete the stock photo of myself and a colleague walking up the front steps of Channel 7. (Published on your website again today) The photo is 20+ years old, and yet is still regularly trotted out. Time for a new photo!!! #auspol