Carole Wright

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Let’s talk about “God making trump” shall we.

When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.

When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.

He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife who he then left for his third wife, who he cheated on repeatedly.

He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, jokes about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, and incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of.

He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin”, while praising murderous despots at same time.

He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus.

Yes, really.

God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like creature who has to wear a girdle and lifts in his shoes. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection and visited upon his term in office, a once in a lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God indicted him 4 times, found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.

God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then he rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal?

That’s God’s “plan” is it?
To hand the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the 7 deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian?

And what they’re pointing to in order to make the “case” for all of this, is the fact that some dude armed with a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban took a shot at him and another ill-intentioned dude who shouldn’t have been able to get his hands on a weapon at all, hid out in the woods by his golf course.

That’s how they “know” that spiteful psychopath was sent “by God.”

Really?!?

Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Journalists falling over themselves to interview Boris Johnson should understand that most of us don’t want to see his face nor hear his voice ever again. But if you want to put him in one of those Red Bull soapbox cars and chuck him down the steepest cobblestoned fucking hill in the uk we’ll be there with a folding chair and a flask of tea.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Liz Truss is on a pro-Trump speaking tour. So we dropped a strategically-positioned remote-controlled lettuce banner 🥬

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

It’s more important than ever to know exactly who Farage is 👇

[Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra]

Randy does it again!

[Carole Wright @CaroleWrightUW]

@JonathanPieNews Quite right too & all the bonuses should be claimed back for reinvestment.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

11? So that’s now all of them then. Every water company in the UK is being investigated for sewage spills. Amazing.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

You can actually hear the tumbleweeds in this photo.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

They’ve just renamed it you twerp.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Hmm. Sounds like something someone who doesn’t exist would say.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

IT'S THE END OF THE TORIES

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Ten point plan
- do not employ sex offenders
- if an offence is reported investigate it don't leave it hanging
- take issues seriously
- try and do your job once in a while
- don't promote random blondes to the Lords
- don't promote Russians to Lords
- ignore invites to Russian parties
- sack people when required
- do not withold information ie Russia report, Covid Whatsapps etc
- do not eat cake at work

Oh sorry that's you - you meant the other lot

[Carole Wright @CaroleWrightUW]

@ByDonkeys Terrifying that so many were there to listen to his hate speech.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

5 days to go. Remember when senior Conservatives showed they don't understand anything about trade

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

TONIGHT at 11:15 on @BBCRadio4! It’s the Call Jonathan Pie General Election Special - Tune in or, I dunno, get out?

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

I understand the novelty of Channel 4 hiring Nadine Dorries but we need to stop MPs being rewarded for inadequacy. You were a failure, Nadine Dorries. You're deserving of no one's attention. You were a shitshow without an interval. You’re an irrelevance. Go away. Thank you.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Lord Haw-Haw

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

15 days to go. Remember when the @Conservatives gave £203m to a Tory peer for largely useless PPE and she spent the profits on a yacht