SassaTrash

eternally unsure of what to do with my arms

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

🎵Hush little baby,
Don’t you snitch.
Mama didn’t raise no little bitch. 🎵

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

Curtis Sliwa is like if Amelia Bedelia were a member of the Teamsters Union

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

You can tell I’m in a good place mentally because I split my time evenly between watching clips of the world falling apart on TikTok and rewatching Glee from the start 😅

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

if you have nothing hilarious to say dont say anything at all

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

Sometimes Chaka Khan, sometimes Chaka Khan’t.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i don’t really care about life on other planets unless we find out there are more christine baranskis out there

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

Since Pope Francis is unable to fulfill his duties, Coco Montrese will step in as the head of the catholic church.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Happy Easter

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

@heyjaeee

[🎲 team toot @treesinwind]

suzie toot episode 14 and 15

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

Some of you need to

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

Bruno Mars owes @suzietoot a fruit basket or something because I’ve basically had APT on a loop since THAT lip sync

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

I2I from “A Goofy Movie” really did not have to go that hard

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

Sitting in the library and this man sits next to me and takes off his shoes and socks. Wiggling those dogs all over the place. I haven’t felt this kind of disgust since the last time I saw a Cybertruck.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

getting every woman in one photo to celebrate women is kinda iconic

[Nick Seaver @npseaver]

forget STEM, now I’m all about STEAMED HAMS: science, technology, engineering, art, math, humanities, anthropology, music, and such

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

Can they please banish Dolores so she’ll stop saying “Bob the Queen”? #TheTraitorsUS

[Mark O’Donovan @mrmarkodonovan]

Somebody hold me Glenn Close,
Somebody hurt me too deep,
Somebody sit in my Cher and ruin my Streep...

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

@thatonequeen It took me like 3 episodes to realize who Ivar was

[SassaTrash @CarolinaClar14]

@LegendaryTurban