carolina 🦦

cal poly slo 🐎 she/her

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[moose @mooseincrisis]

just in case anyone thought i was kidding.

[just rue🇵🇸🇪🇬 @prettysadleo]

if reincarnation is real id like to come back as a cat to a girl who always wanted a cat but wasnt allowed to

[mia @httpsosweet]

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛

[jynx @miiagarro]

next month is may, may every man stfu

[g @34rths]

Been noticing the sexual tension between Me and what I'm capable of

[isa ☆ @isabelsrevenge]

why the fuck chilaquiles so fucking good

[𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐳𝐢 𝐃𝐢𝐨𝐫. 💜 @KhulisoKMahosi_]

fortunately you can invite me for both! i’m every woman, it’s all in me.

[xœ @sackbratz]

if i had a boyfriend i would make him lotion my body after every shower

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[bee :-P!! @SHAWOLFICATION]

I was literally about to buy her that exact same thing klay wtf

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

im not afraid to say i love 2 get on. i love 2 get 2 on.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

ugh girl i’m bored let’s rewire our subconscious minds to only focus on positive outcomes and eliminate negative self talk

[أسنان @teethforsale]

Call me erectile the way I’m at dis function

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

Idc if my child gay straight trans whatever but i draw the line at becoming a cop. Get out of my house you fucking Fed

[kate @ilyktlyn]

jalapeno kettle chips i love u