Caroline

half memes, half politics (2020 update, it’s majority politics)

[Caroline @Caroline0k]

@TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK please help! I’ve tried clearing my cashe, not using a VPN, and different browsers/device and it keeps calling me a bot!! Please help the tickets go on sale in 30 min

[Caroline @Caroline0k]

@TicketmasterUK @axs - I am not a bot- and my account is locked for no reason??? I’m supposed to get access in 5 hours to buy tickets; what’s going on?

[a p r i l ❤️‍🔥 fan account @aprilswiftiee]

But HOW did 14million get access when you say only 1.5million had verified fan access? Like that should’ve been impossible for them to do?

[lina🧚‍♀️ @tswizzlecat]

i miss the happy, excited girl i was at 9:59am this morning

[Caroline @Caroline0k]

@brynslove When ur in, click filter, and click “ADA accessible seating” - will only show those that would work! And they are generally not shown on the standard view

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

(solemnly) yas queen

[Meg Watson @msmegwatson]

The new Instagram update really understood what I was looking for:
- none of my friends’ content
- reposted TikToks from meme accounts I do not follow
- 100x more ads
- everything played at full volume against my will

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

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not wordle, just some fried rice ☺️

[FIRESALE @FireSaleNFT]

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[Republic @joinrepublic]

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[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

Brandolini's Law (aka the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle): It takes a lot more energy to refute bullshit than to produce it. Hence, the world is full of unrefuted bullshit.

[maiya ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @femm3bot]

made my own version of this meme

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

On top of everything else going wrong in my life the monkey I follow on TikTok just died

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

happy pride month to whatever these two got goin on

[Jack @GayLaVie]

I regret getting the vaccine. I am now having too much fun and spending too much money.

[fka TiffanyTrumpVEVO @Johnatron4000]

For the record I would get another Pfizer shot every fucking day alongside my morning cold brew if it meant never dealing with this shit ever again