Caroline Donofrio

Writer of words. Reluctant maximalist.

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

"I once stumbled across a to-do list of sorts while using an actor’s bathroom. Where we mortals may list things like chores and errands, this read like a step-by-step plan for world domination."

@CarolineCala on lessons learned from celebrity ghostwriting https://t.co/ceg7gsUHJb

[PWKidsBookshelf is now on Bluesky @PWKidsBookshelf]

Book deals this week for @CarolineCala, @stevenbfrank, @stacymcanulty, @cubsguy1969 https://t.co/QSSFmxSEwo

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Thank you, @marissagrossman @PWKidsBookshelf ❤️

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When your yoga teacher yells "Bye, Felicia!" and it seems so not zen, till you realize the person is actually named Felicia

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Enjoying the sweet irony of someone playing "Piano Man" on the xylophone.

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On moving after a breakup https://t.co/UU1Tbegi2F

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@anniefitz Thank you!

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@lyrakuhn Thank you for the suggestion! Happy to oblige.

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@yehwho Thank you!

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@Hassanmirza Thank you! Was just there in spring '16!

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Would you spend a week in the woods with no phone? My story on @theuniquecamp is on @Refinery29 today: https://t.co/m65RBgilqU

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@alittlebird6 Thank you! That made my day.

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@p_v_t_i No, our office is now in Boerum Hill. It has been for the last year.

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@p_v_t_i The Boerum Hill outpost! On Dean Street.

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"Everybody!!!! Me and my Birkin are COMING THROUGH!" —Actual thing said on the sidewalk

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I somehow missed this last week, but thrilled to spot it today (Thanks, @thecoveteur!) https://t.co/ph8O0ZjEIj

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@MissColaJean I'm honored to include you! xx

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This kind of subtlety is terrifying.

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"Ma'am!... Ma'am!... Miss!... Girl?" —ageist cat caller revising his strategy

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

This is a decent premise, but as someone who's had two pieces published on the New Yorker's website, I don't think it's there yet.