Caroline Doud

i can quote 'Bench Warmers' better than you and all your friends

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

I accidentally posted a picture of Hannah on my IG a couple days ago and I’m still so embarrassed. I was walking around with my phone in my hand unlocked. And why did I have a pic of Hannah saved in my phone? Bc I was giving her bangs

[Akan thee Doll, Esq. 💜🇳🇬⚖️ @AkanButNoJeezyy]

Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges.

[claire gansen @clairenieman]

All I’m saying is that Chinese restaurants should serve crab rangoons like Texas Roadhouse serves rolls

[Nico Greetham @nicogreetham]

this. will. be. my. kid. https://t.co/4COxOY5AQz

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

@askren_mikayla Love you Lenny❤❤❤

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

chapstick covered lips AKA a sticky trap for my flippy floppy hairs in the wind tunnel we call Iowa

[★ kyliana ☆ @ky_denzz]

my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

I do not want to have you
to fill the empty parts of me
I want to be full on my own

I want to feel so complete
I could light a whole city
and then
I want to have you
cause the two of
us combined
could set
it on fire

-Rupi Kaur

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

After that first bad sunburn of the summer

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

@emilyobrien_10 @ZoeyDinkla @g_arganbright yeah good thing

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

@JDoud_11 can you share some of your honesty with that guy plz and thx

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i want to formally declare. that my stuffed fren sebastian. is my valentine. there are never before seen. levels of snugs. in his future

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

yeah college is stressful and all but have you ever tried watching the last 5 minutes of an episode of cupcake wars

[Cody Johnson @CodyJohnsonPBR]

Boys date to date, men date to marry, boys don’t think about investing in a future with you, men think and pray everyday about your future together, boys will run to another girl after a fight, men will stay and fight for you. If you want something real, find a man.

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

Picture this: the year is 2007. you are in 2nd grade. Its time for recess but the temp is -2. Teachers still think its safe to go outside. You are sad because you are the only one who forgot snow pants. you rush to the playground tunnel to stay warm. 4 square is being played.

[Aj Mansour @AjKFAN]

Coolest quote of the night…

“It’s probably the third best day of my life; the day I gave my life to Jesus Christ, the day I married my wife, and probably this one.” Vikings QB @casekeenum7 on FOX #KFANVikes

[Caroline Doud @CarolineDoud]

living in the dorms was fun & all, but man I sure don't miss standing outside in the freezing cold at 3 AM just cause some kid couldn't remember to put water in their easy mac