Caroline Allen

I like a good fart. I want to share.

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Yay, Becky! #MSCSe2lbettertogether

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Profesores de Ingles! #MSCSe2lbettertogether

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Is anyone in the world more beautiful than @RuPaul?

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

I did not know that every boy in America sings RuPaul songs in the mirror, but I hope it's true.

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Freaking Debbie Reynolds is a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race?!

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Drag mothers! Can I have one?
#rupaulsdragrace

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

But seriously. If you can't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love anyone else?

#rupaulsdragrace

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Fuck you, Raven. I love you.
#rupaulsdragrace

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Is it normal to see yourself in each queen? #rupaulsdragrace

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Ugh. Raven is always so wise. Mature. I'm in love. #rupaulsdragraceseason2 #rupaulsdragrace #ltr

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

#NewProfilePic

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Thoughts on Pandora Box. 1. Box is my favorite euphemism. 2. You don't have to be gay to have that voice in the back of your head that says "You suck. You're an abomination." You just have to grow up in the church. #rupaulsdragrace #firsttimer #farts #suicidalthoughts #imfine

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Hi folks. I've struggled to define my relationship with Twitter. Today, I've decided that I'd like express my thoughts as I experience RuPaul's Drag Race after years of gentle prodding from friends. I'm on episode 7 of season two. I started with season two. Welcome.

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Look. I don't do a lot. So I'm super excited to watch Stephen Colbert go ape shit on these traitors on his show on a national network. God bless America. #ImpeachmentDay

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

To be clear:

Republicans are setting the standard that Joe Biden would have to do WORSE than inciting an insurrection resulting in the Capitol being stormed & 5 people dying to ever be impeached.

Did I get that right, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy & Matt Gaetz? 🤔

#ImpeachmentDay

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I have one message to members of Congress who amplified lies to undermine our democracy, encouraged an attack on our Capitol, and tried to overturn our election:

Resign.

If your lust for power exceeds your dedication to democracy, there is simply no place for you in Congress.

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Pro tip: Google "comfortable bras DD" for an onslaught of ads with pictures of beautiful big breasted women in stretchy bras.

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

Hi.

[Lotta_Cap @CapLotta]

Georgia casually during midnight
#Geogia #JOEBIDEN2020

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

AND a different guy missing a front tooth. #BigFlowerFight

[Caroline Allen @CarolineFarts]

I mean, there's a guy with a watermelon painted on his head.
....#BigFlowerFight ?