Caroline Huber

A gentleman for Food & Restaurants - great eats, spots to avoid. Film and T.V. Production & Home Decor.

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Titanic was the first movie to make more than $1 billion. Avatar was the second.

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I wish Google maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" route option

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People at the same level of attractiveness are more likely to end up together.

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

Men, dont fuck your woman with your penis but with your whole, undivided Self. Invade her body with your masculine presence.

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

Just remember this, if you don't want me now, I don't want you later.

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I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

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Stop asking me who I’m texting, Mom. I’m tweeting. Texting requires friends.

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Love is like a form of amnesia when a girl forgets that there are almost four billion other guys in the world.

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey." - Babs Hoffman

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This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserved to.

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got." - Tech proverb

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I am only responsible for my own heart, you offered yours up for the smashing my darling. Only a fool would give out such a vital organ.

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People fall in love by smiling at each other, but people stay in love by laughing with each other.

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I made decisions that I regret, and I took them as learning experiences. I'm human, not perfect, like anybody else.

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I hate that you ignore me for so long, then you start talking to me like nothing happened.

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

Why am I still single? Brain: "You're weird." Body: "You're also fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "I'm here for you baby."

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

[Caroline Huber @CarolineHuber12]

If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you. She is the one.