Caroline

[hev @discobitch_]

honestly think the Glasgow subway trains would be shit if they were all clean and modern, part of the appeal is feeling like your rattling around in an old lucozade bottle at the bottom of a bin

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@hevvs__ Hahahahaha fuck me this story should have ended 4 chapters ago hermes need to get a grip

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

Its nae a bonk machine

[soph @sophyyr]

Guess the landmark !

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Err, she was my ex-girlfriend.

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@C_V_S_97 That's unfair

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@C_V_S_97 Callum?

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

Harry Potter and the Ring of Fire

[Mark Tait @marktait78]

Harry Potter and the Half Cooked Mince

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

So I wish I was James Bond

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just for a day

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@LIVLlVLIV Lucid dreams are just flat out annoying. I cut about the house eating cereal and shit bored and wait til I wake up.

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@liv_beth_s Aye but a fine AS FUCK Michael Jackson.

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

Love Glasgow but it can be a little bit stabby at times 🥰

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@hevvs__ @eloise_barry @C_V_S_97 @freyanash19 Callum...Heather... I thought we agreed we wouldn't speak about it until at least 2022.

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Pre-COVID I took to the streets to tell a true Glasgow story & question the phrase “People Make Glasgow”

Shot by @ConorReilly x

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

Me: What is this sea shanty TikTok thing? People on the internet are so weird.

Me five minutes later: SOOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
https://t.co/Rkl28BHpsp

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@aeab_dxo @jpbrammer Hahahahahaha

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@Johnty87 Hahaha I would have accepted gin with water but drinking cherry soda, never mind the gin, needs psych evaluation.

[Caroline @CarolineIrvine1]

@hevvs__ Don't. Me and ryan are on deathly hallows atm.