Kirkland

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

“let caroline handle it, she has tons of attitude and no will to live.”

oh OK lol

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

@NoahKahan i really would love a tattoo inspired by you, please DM me

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

my work convos:

“just text me”
“i emailed it to you”
“i don’t check my email”
“it’s your work email”
“yeah…and i don’t check it”

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

“are you ok”

no im living in the time of men in their feminine era

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

went to the club tonight…lost my perfume and my lipgloss
i’m not ok

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

unfortunately for yall i don’t answer anyone LOL

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

these soccer players i can’t handle y’all

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”

“Philosopher’s Stone”

“what the fuck”

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

“i need a little bit of he’s going to send me to a psych ward”

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

i have a charlie horse in my shin?? do i call and ambulance or a priest??

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

me staring at this random ps5 sitting in my room
fuck this thing

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

time for me to check in on my sims

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

“don’t play with me”
i say to my car everytime she does anything remotely suspicious

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

“can you drive a moped on the highway?”
my coworkers: “caroline stfu”

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

am i going to be watching the new despicable me? 100%

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

@NoahKahan HOW DO I MEET YOU TONIGHT

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

sometimes the doctors at my work say stuff that i’ve been wondering my entire life and makes perfect sense and then i remember that they are indeed doctors

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

@Cardinals PLEASE let me know when it’s rescheduled
will our tickets be refunded?

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

A barehanded beauty by Nolan!

#ForTheLou x @ShaneCompany

[Kirkland @CarolineNKirk]

i’m about to go down and coach the cardinals pitching myself because what are you doing