Caroline Schrag

Menno Simon's groupie. Forever captivated by damn good cheese and shitty fashion trends of yester-year. Don't be a dick, kids.

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Happy birthday to me and @katya_zamo only. I cannot believe we are both a quarter of a century old today!!!!

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Feeee#was the wnxwx

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@wjjams0n I’m...proud of you.

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People who wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry all in the same day are cops.

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@EmilyThinks_ I respect that. ✊

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There’s no need for us to ever discuss again why women don’t come forward with sexual assault claims. We all know. Everyone knows. People on both sides know and it’s ridiculous to pretend they don’t.

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@bryanboy @MattRodenberg

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P.S. everyone in the ROC area go see @gevatheatre’s production of Hair. Get your baby boomer parent to buy you a ticket. Relate to each other. Thru Oct. 7. The cast is gorgeous.

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True mother-daughter bonding is seeing live nudity together (brought to you by the musical Hair) and then discovering that weed had the same psychological effects on you both. Like wow theatre really does bring people together. ❤️

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Need a finsta solely for creepin’ purposes. These twitchy-ass thumbs cannot be trusted. 🙃🙃

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I cannot BELIEVE the audacity of Hollywood; trying to convince us Anne Hathaway was plain in The Princess Diaries, and then AGAIN in The Devil Wears Prada.

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To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before is a goddamn MIRACLE in that there were TWO very crushable not toxic teen boys in one romcom and also that this gal at 16 had FIVE loves where if I now follow in her footsteps at 23 I would have...2.5 letters to write?? Lol.

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Groups Of Middle-Aged Women In Coffee Shops Do Not Know How To Use Their Inside Voices My God.

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But seriously. Anyone who knows my brother knows nobody deserves this more than he does. Bless his soul it’s so cute. 😭🙏🤗❤️

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My brother is currently in Rome w/ his Spanish girlfriend taking a cooking class she got them for his birthday and I am NOT a salty bitch!!!

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And can he even APPRECIATE Rome as much as I do when he hasn’t even seen The Lizzie McGuire Movie™️??!?

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@nataliejmill You’ve broken down my sad hipster boi facade. 😞➡️😎

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I Regret To Inform You That I Have Jumped On The Post Malone Train And Am Practicing Body Rolls In The Mirror.

[Caroline Schrag @CarolineSkrag]

Whaddup. I’m Carol I’m 23 I’m wine drunk and I’m watching vintage eps of Degrassi: TNG. @Drake