Caroline Purtle

Sometimes freelance writer. Always free moviegoer. UT grad. Digital portfolio link below. (she/her)

[Caroline Purtle @Caroline_Purtle]

This is nice

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She’s starstruck

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My own grandpa unfollowed me today. Oof

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Did shark tank live seriously have a text-in poll wanting your buying preferences? Are they really that tacky to ask for consumer data via TEXT-IN American idol ass poll

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Mia Goth is the perfect name for that lady

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nvm this humanity is better

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It’s gonna be hard to watch Rings of Power and not think about how $60 million per ep could’ve benefited idk humanity

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@bjnovak The Cryptid Factor

[FilmBart @FilmBart]

BURN AFTER READING continuing to age better than any dour “topical” American movies of the 21st century.

[Stuart @punished_stu]

Nathan Fielder slowly building relationships with Indonesian former death squad members and getting them to act out their murders

[Caroline Purtle @Caroline_Purtle]

My dad, picking out his top three favorite songs for a family reunion playlist: “I want to expose them to some culture,” and in earnest meant Diana Krall

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

The week, we roast #AllStars7

[Jason P. Steed @profsteed]

Today marks the end of what is surely one of the worst terms in #SCOTUS history. Guns and prayer and abortion got most of the attention. But that's not all the Court did. Here are just some of the Court's bad decisions:
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[Caroline Purtle @Caroline_Purtle]

a what

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Lev Parnas, a former associate of Rudy Giuliani, was sentenced to 20 months in prison on campaign finance charges. He conspired to use campaign donations funneled from a Russian oligarch to advance a cannabis business, prosecutors say. https://t.co/Mnm3oOyTHY

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Sculpture from the depression? Same

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I can’t stop looking at estate sales

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I’ll never afford a house but lemme see those butter dishes

[Paul W. Downs @paulwdowns]

Jerry Maguire………& Kayla. cc @megstalter 💕#Hackshbomax

[Jim Cummings @jimmycthatsme]

I hope when people google "Best Television Directors" this image makes the list.

[Caroline Purtle @Caroline_Purtle]

Ok now make an Elvis movie that is good and stars Miles Teller

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Jodie Foster to Star in ‘True Detective’ Season 4 for HBO https://t.co/ajuZ14sxVY