Not So Sweet Caroline

I can't spend any more time on artifice and bullshit
~ Emily Gilmore

#VoteJSylvesterIn2036

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Life is short:

wear the outfit
rock the shoes
eat the cupcake
buy the bikini
love the fam
be the nice
leave the hate
enjoy the world

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Alexa, how do I opt out of political ads?

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

@_quencie True

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

#NewProfilePic

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

2 days without power after #Beryl

If I flip one more light switch and it doesn't turn my lights on, I might have a *small* meltdown

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

"Shit's gonna be lit"

(I whisper to myself as I pull into the Hobby Lobby parking lot)

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Men, explain yourselves:

Watching aggressive, violent, LOUD shows to take a nap to

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

People that delight in the misery of others have the ugliest souls

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

What's the reason people scour daily arrest reports?

Does it make you feel superior?

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Why aren't you watching @ResidentAlien yet? This show is my new fav👽

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

After going through a very traumatic event, it's surprising how few people have reached out to check on us beyond the initial first contact on social media.

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

The new Walmart ad that keeps saying "wipe, wipe, wipe" instead of the usual "wipe, wipe, wipe it down, wipe" really irritates me

That is all

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Perimenopause/Menopause

Makes you completely unfit to be around people

I said what I said

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

My "to be read" pile is taller than I am

This should stop me from buying more books

Will it? Definitely not

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Girl dilemma:

I have long hair, but want to chop it off

I chop it off, but want my hair long again

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

The insane & the decrepit

Those are our choices for President

How far we've fallen

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Who do I contact about removing the commercial for "Junk For Joy"?!

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

Hulu: Which experience do you prefer?

Me: just pick a damn commercial, I don't care

[Not So Sweet Caroline @Carolinebeth74]

@Schlotzskys Roast beef & cheese

The only sandwich I've ordered for over 34 years