Carol 😎

official twitter bio of hillary clinton’s official lookalike

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Nae @NaesCloset]

How it feels trying to climb the corporate ladder:

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

Has to be within the top 20 most ridiculous things Jeff Probst has said in 25 years of #Survivor49

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Office secret santa got me a second gen ipod nano and put brat on it what the fuck

[MELLY SUPREME @DIGWOMANNN]

2020 survivor: do you think we should stop saying guys?
2025 survivor: here’s some sombreros for your taco dinner

[chase @cfree94]

got so excited my company sent me a christmas e-card so i clicked it and it said i just failed a company wide phishing test

[vini ミ☆ @sabrinautista]

honey, we have guests. grab the fine china

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

how it feels to ask someone what they're doing for new year's eve

[Lisa !! @kenmoos]

Ok I've been too scared to ask but what the fuck is coffee creamer

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

Jeff Probst should reveal the Epstein Files

[Inoa ✭ @inoa107]

not even a swat team could get me off the stairmaster if this ever happened to me

[lily, alpha female @MsBenzedrinee]

white guys be like that’s fair

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

I was re-watching sex and the city last night and was genuinely horrified to learn these two incidents happen in the same episode like girl STAND UP

[claire @claireyael]

Carrie at Big’s doorstep after he beats her up and shoots her 40 times

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

never sending a white boy my ass ever again

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

If somebody gave me this for Christmas I would drive to an Applebees and kill myself in the parking lot