Miss megs

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

How do I tell my adult coworkers that a girl on TikTok told me how to do one of our projects in 3 minutes instead of an hour like they’ve been doing for years

[♡ bounty hunter stripper in space ♡ @NostalgiaQueen]

adjusting your opinion when you learn new information >>>>

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i truly hate ppl like this. it feels disrespectful asf that i’m taking time out of my day to hang out w u n u wasting my time. so inconsiderate. LEARN HOW TO MANAGE UR TIME, URE AN ADULT.

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

@PicturesFoIder He is about to get relieved from his position by the girl putting on on tube walking up. He is just doing a thorough scan during the switch. It’s required and he’s doing a great job.

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

@PicturesFoIder He’s doing a great job, I see two situations to keep a close eye on there and I don’t even see the clipped off part. Kids are a lot more likely to drown in parks like this. He could stand on the corner, but he would have to be turning a lot

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

No paid maternity leave. No paid childcare. Worst maternal mortality rate of developed countries. Little to no postpartum medical care. Gender wage gap, gets worse when you take time off for child bearing and rearing. Average cost of living is almost double the average salary.

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

Put tin foil in a bowl, pour it in the foil, let it cool and toss it in the trash. Easiest hack to dispose of grease.

Whether you are paying for the pipes or not, if it clogs then it can back up everything in a house/apt complex/business until it’s fixed 🙄

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Ain’t no way 🤦

[A.J. @ajhisnandez]

this photo? i’m speechless. that’s a rock star baby!!!

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

The cup yall want // The cup I want

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

My wife and I have taken 6 photos together in the last 2 years.

Meanwhile we've taken 93 photos of our dog sleeping since last week.

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

I used to be funny on here. I think. Anyways I retweeted my fav mems of mine

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

*looking for my husband at his work to bring him his lunch”

A random sgt: WHOS WIFE IS ABOUT TO WALK ACROSS THE FLIGHT LINE WITH TACO BELL

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

Getting an ultrasound in the morning after four months of waiting 🙊 Can’t wait to see if the lump on my neck is a boy or girl 🥰🥰

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

*talking to my bank on the phone*
Bank man: ma’am are you okay?
Me: yes ¿??
Bank man: I’m sorry I just hear very heaving breathing I just wanted to make sure
The heavy breathing:

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

Five years ago today, I slept walked all the way outside of my dorm building in the middle of the night :)

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

Went to the doctor bc I was nearly fainting and nauseous because of my stomach pains and all they did was diagnose me with ✨stomach pain✨

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

Today I asked pop if he would walk me down the aisle at my wedding and he said “yeah you’re so expensive I’d love to give u away” LIKE SIR U MADE ME LIKE THIS

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

4 months later my mom finally noticed

[Miss megs @Carolineef14]

I ordered a big John wtf is this?? @jimmyjohns