Caroline Schlansky

| Romans 8:18 | #BBN |

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

Nobody texted me about Taylor and Travis getting engaged. Does that mean nobody loves me?

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

📍| NEXT: Cincinnati, Ohio

— June 30th and July 1st at @Paycor_Stadium

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

I actually don’t

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

I don’t know if fifteen year old me would be proud of or disappointed in how hard I worked for those Eras tickets

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

I’m dreaming. I just know it

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

@SMC171 @Ticketmaster I’m so close too. 😭

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

@SMC171 @Ticketmaster I am! Been here since 10 🥴

[ad @teheadam]

rt if ticketmaster is now your enemy

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

What am I mad for? Oh no reason, just my boyfriend getting chosen for Taylor Swift presale over me

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

bf: is that my shirt?
me: it used to be

[I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

Can’t figure out if it’s the dog or the boyfriend snoring and as much as I hate the sound of anyone snoring—human or animal—this is also everything I’ve ever wanted

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

When I show you a cute picture of my animals and you just say “cute…” and look away, just know you’re at the top of my list.

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

Coming home to find Hamtaro canceled was the start of my villain era.

[tia @cursedhive]

what tv show cancellation turned you into the cold, heartless, monster you are today

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

Blocking someone instead of just telling them how you feel is cowardly and immature and no real man is going to hide behind a screen like that.

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

Look, all I’m saying is that Freud would have a field day with Nate Jacobs #EuphoriaHBO

[Caroline Schlansky @Carolineyy23]

Sorry I didn’t make it into work on time… my alarm didn’t go off (my dog didn’t wake me up)