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[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

Favorite show of all time-That’s 70’s Show. It debuted in the late 90’s. Soo...does that mean its time for a That’s 00’s Show? Fuck that’d be sick. Sign me up for the lead. I’m a skinny white guy with a cheap hair cut. I’m the next best thing to Eric Forman other than Eric Forman

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

Welp, that’s a very odd thing to say to someone

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

@HanaHoops Watch your mouth before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

That’s my guy

[Rick Gehman @RickRunGood]

This card belongs to exactly who you think it belongs to.

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

I hate how much of a bar this is

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Playoff Pee...that's P E E" Skip Bayless' nickname for Paul George

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

What a hero

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mike Vrabel received a standing ovation at the Patriots season ticket holder event

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This sequence is absolutely bonkers. What LeBron is doing at this age is getting talked about a LOT and I still don’t think it’s enough. It’s crazy

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

We are so blessed to still be witnesses.

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

Every single time I think this whole thing couldn’t get any worse, I open this app and it does. THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

The most “this guy rocked” of all time. Shout out BP

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Brandon Phillips

That guy rocked.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick @FitzMagic_14]

I had a feeling this day would come @immaculategrid

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

And just like that I’m out on Jazz Chilshom. Slumping is one thing. A donkey shit who cares attitude, not knowing the rules, half assed throws to first, and openly saying you don’t like playing in cold weather is where I’m out. Fuck off

[Dan Rourke @Yankees_Avenue]

This is so bad it’s insane

[JANDY @Jandystl]

Zack Hample in the stands after he just killed a kid to catch a ball from batting practice

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Hey dickhead — LeBron finished 2016 winning the last 3 final games and the title. You should worry about your own career, this will be the highlight of yours that i responded to you. There’s a reason you are where you are.

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

This video will have 10 million views and I will be one of them

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Tomorrow on Bob Does Sports… @KingJames joins the program

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

#mean

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

Since 1997 Tiger Woods has as many DUIs and car crashes as the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins.

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

@em_vall

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

I would like to inject this into my neck with a syringe

[MLB @MLB]

The Phillies are changing the game with their new "Schwarbomb Sundae" 🤯

It's a mini helmet filled with soft-serve ice cream and topped with a funnel-cake-fried strawberry Uncrustable, fresh strawberry sauce and fruity cereal pieces 🤤

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

Clearly the DR beat the US last night then, right?

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Juan Soto after losing to Team USA in the WBC, via @JeffPassan:

"We showed the world who's the best team in baseball. That's all I got to say."

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

This guy fucking sucks

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“There’s a couple false narratives out there. I was well aware that we had to win that game based on all the scenarios. They went in 2-0. We went in 2-0.”

USA was 3-0

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

Just a real unfortunate 24 hours to be a Cowboys fan (i’ve said this 15 times)

[Jake Rabadi @JakeRabadi]

Got too close to a ring for his comfort

[Sam Carolla @CarollaSam]

A true gentleman. Dude produces a banger game for the ball knowers and is worried about the losers mad about an ad deal. Get that bread brother

[Statpad Game @StatpadGame]

Not a fun update but unfortunately I’ll be putting an ad at the bottom of the page.

I have to pay my server costs, hope you guys can understand.