Adam Carolla Quotes

This account is not affiliated with The Adam Carolla Show. I simply post quotes that I find funny in the hopes that someone else may find funny. :)

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When Drew's parents kicked off,he got a condo a Redondo.
I know it's Laguna, but what rhymes with Laguna?
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Autoerotic Defibrillation.

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Shoutout to @RayOldhafer for the awesome job he and @EricStromer did on @AceOnTheHouse - Dumpster Debacles. Fantastic job guys! 👏👏👏

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Anoscope. The worst way to see a movie.

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@GinaGrad driving thru red turn arrows-Sometimes I do it & everyone honks at me
@adamcarolla They're called lemming,pussy,fuckstick cowards.

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Hey fans,
Please check out Skip & Alison's new @HammerNailsPod on @AdamCarolla 's network!
https://t.co/5Wsu0sKsRH

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Hey fans,
Please check out Skip & Alison's new @HammerNailsPod on the digital network!
https://t.co/5Wsu0sKsRH

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Congrats!!!!
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[Hammer&Nails podcast @HammerNailsPod]

Subscribe on iTunes! Premiering July 7th!

[Alison Bedell @AlisonBedell]

.@Skip_Bedell OMG That backyard was even more amazing in person!! We didn't want to leave!! #CatchAContractor

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Keep pointing your finger man.
#CatchAContractor
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Looks like we might have another
"I changed my mind motherfucker"!
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Where's the blue flame?
#CatchAContractor
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I wasn't kidding about the flame job.
#CatchAContractor
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Hey cool flame job.
#CatchAContractor
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Let's start talking about a sport I know - jacking.

#CatchAContractor
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Stupid or liar. Pick one.
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The #ShowPony got a booboo. 😊
#CatchAContractor
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Nobody think to lock that gate? :)
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Hey #CatchAContractor,
How about more camera time for Alison and her assistants?
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