Carolynn

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[ethan 🍒 @chrrypleek]

thought this was jamie lee curtis for a sec

[Lisa Boothe @LisaMarieBoothe]

This little dog is my spirit animal

[Ade Mr @Ade_Dohyeen]

My parents slept in separate rooms my whole childhood. I asked my dad about it once. He said they made a deal early because my mum snores and he tosses. He said they sat down one evening and talked it through like a business meeting. His words. He said the first night apart they both slept like babies. He said they were happier than they had ever been. He never told people. Because when he said separate rooms they said oh I'm sorry. He said he was never sorry. He was just tired of explaining that love does not have to mean sharing a blanket. They are still married 39 years later.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Before Maddy Perez there was Manny Santos.

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

I don't know how Microsoft isn't embarrassed by how bad the search functionality is in Outlook. I could be looking for something from YESTERDAY and it'll be like "nope never heard of that email try again"

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

[Carolynn @CarolynnRachel]

Me in the summer! Can’t wait

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

He’s been in the pool like this all day, what does it mean ?

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Having a pet is so therapeutic because you’ll be in a bad mood, and you just look over, and they’re sitting there being all cute, and it’s like, you knowl what, you’re right.

[baby jane 🍓 @janedazey]

at the age of ten i thought this was the hottest thing ever and you know what? i was absolutely right

[Old Valyria @_oldvalyria]

Ghost

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Me asking 20 year olds if they know Lauren Conrad

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having a pet is so therapeutic because you’ll be in a bad mood, and you just look over, and they’re sitting there being all cute, and it’s like, you knowl what, you’re right.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

Today I got a call from an investment company expressing their “condolences on the death of Gerald”. I said, “who!?” Turns out my ex-ex-husband died. Haven’t seen him in 30 years. Turns out he might not have ever changed his 401k beneficiary. I feel weird. Baby... it doesn't matter what your relationship status is when they die.

He left you as the beneficiary for THREE WHOLE DECADES. Take that money and don't feel guilty.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[meghan @deloisivete]

Do those three little dots show up in a message when you're searching for a GIF response? Because I do not need anyone knowing how long that takes

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

This is so healing for millennials.

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.