Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦

He/They, One part nerd; one part designer; one part queer; many parts arcane disaster...

My brain is an elder being that ever hungers for knowledge...

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

Hey you @ELDENRING folks!

Are you also excited for the #ELDENRING DLC, and do you too want to make a new character but you're anxious about missing something?

Do I have good news for you, cos I just made you an Elden Ring guide to all things missable!

https://t.co/XSS3MAIsgf

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

Mood...

#ELDENRING #eldenringDLC #ShadowoftheErdtree #EldenRingFanart #ShadowTheHedgehog

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

Aphrae is ready for the season #FFIXV

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

Minfilia 🥺💙🥺💙🥺
#FFXIV #TheRising

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

@chaosringen just recently started actually, love the art btw ^^

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

It's fascinating how the borderlands movie just manages to make every...
Single....
Wrong...
Decision...

It's as if borderlands wanted to be lord of the rings, but worse xD

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

God I wish twitter would be a place where I could still enjoy dumb things to help me turn off my brain... all it does now is force shit in my face that makes me angry and lose hope in this world

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

@richiedewit Eeey lookin' good bud!

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

@WolfWyzard_ Only once,

Had a co-player who had read through the entire adventure path ahead of schedule so that they could be the one to find all the cool treasure and be the one to be the "hero" to solve the dangerous situations...

Then again that's arguably more of a spotlight problem

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

@Xylex_Starr Fully agree that people should play on the difficulty that is the most fun for them..

I do disagree with the idea that a game being stressful automatically makes it not fun. Just like a horror game is stressful and fun to some people, so can high difficulty be fun to others

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

look... sorry to break it to those who don't know...

If you got man-bits and thick-thighs...

You need some space for them legs or we start cronching our balls like they're tiny watermelons between our thighs.

Just ask us to make space if you want to sit, we'd be happy to

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

AB.. SO.. FUCKING.. LUTELY YES!!

Youtube has shown plenty of times through action that they do not respect their users nor their creators... merely their stakeholders, advertisers and the laws they have to abide by

They don't deserve my respect so they won't get my ad view

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

I'll never play stuff like Genshin for many reasons...

But my god this animation team sure has gotten very good at what they do....

[Gacha Daily @Genshin_T1]

Jane Doe ultra smooth

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

Time to finally touch a goopy arm... #ELDENRING #EldenRingShadowoftheErdtree

[John Harper @john_harper]

I've designed three open-source RPG systems that are free to use in your own projects. Let's talk about them! 👇

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

Can my ADHD give me like a headsup when I'm just not gonna get anything done on a day.. that way I could've at least tried to enjoy myself as opposed to just staring at the work needing to be done...

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

To begin with, lets not objectify people on their looks in a place that's not (supposed to be) about looks...

BUT ALSO!!..
Why are there never any men found in shit like this! There were plenty of beautiful men there too, if you have to be a creep at least be a creep to everyone

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Most Beautiful Female Athletes of the 2024 Paris Olympics (more images in comments)

Alica Schmidt

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

Sooo.. a 15 then?

[Melissa Belladonna 🧪✨ Tiefling Alchemist Vtuber @TieflingMelissa]

She's a 10 but she plays D&D four times a week and demands that you play in at least half of them-

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

Mexico City passed a law making the killing of a transgender person punishable by up to 70 years in prison.

[Zeyv the Tavern Master 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @CarousingBear]

@calliealiapoh I mean.. I do hate Yostuyu... but only in the way the story wants you to hate her xD

As an antagonist she's great and I did like the whole Tsuyu dilemma 🤔