CarperSean

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Yet to find a @PostMalone song that doesn't suit the mood 🤙🏼🤙🏼

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

They can expect a letter shortly.

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

They didn't ban single use plastics, they banned plastic straws, everyone still picking up dog shit in a plastic single use bag lol

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Wonder how often the police are trained on the forever updating laws, or is it like when you pass your driving test and updating your own knowledge on the forever evolving highway code?
Seems like most PCs don't know of the updates to laws this day and age..

Is that okay?

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

there is a high probability that the next 'influencer' you see most likely bought their account with all its followers and they have no following at all.

Originally it was probably a meme account that got recycled.

Influence comes in good and bad.

Don't forget that

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Pro life tip: Shut the fuck up

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Wait.. you think they really care about your child's online safety? They now sell toys based off of a successful ai driven YouTube shorts channel for kids called Brain rot.. and you think they care about your kids online safety over profit... Aww

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Dear car manufacturers, why the fuck do you make headlight bulbs so inaccessible you fucking diiiiiickheads. Fuck you all.

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

@ZOrtiz99 "You want me to go get my partner? Ite bet!"

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

I just got it, the big headphones aren't for the music, they are the "leave me the fuck alone and don't talk to me" symbol.. I gotta invest

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

🔫

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

When a young kid tells you to go away without shouting, it's not because they are being rude it's because us DUMB ASS ADULTS HAVEN'T INVENTED A KIND WAY OF TELLING SOMEONE TO FUXK OFF.

So don't get offended, it's still our problem to fix.

Happy new year :)

[The Real World @therealworld_ai]

Even after his win, Chase DeMoor still broke down in tears thanking Andrew Tate for saving him from committing su*cide ❤️‍🩹

Respected by warriors, hated by peasants. This is why Andrew Tate will always be Top G 👑

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Something I have learnt in my 35 years on this planet...
You're all self centered cun ts.

Thanks for listening.

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

They say men are the problem. Remember when Bieber got famous and you had 40 year old women throwing themselves at him like animals. Dirty pedos lol

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

If you want things to change then you got to change something.
If you don't change, nothing will change.
Change is easy when we view ourselves from a birds eye view like a sim and realize how repetitive our days are.

Change = change
No change = no change

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

If you find driving so easy that you can do it with one hand, do us all a favour and use your other hand to indicate. Cheers.

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

One thing I have learnt with posting content. Haters love leaving their 2nd hand opinion of what everyone else is saying.
Very very rarely do you find genuine support in the comments.
But I love the haters, without them I'd be ☹️ as their comments make me 😁🤣.

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Sunday evenings are the worst.

[CarperSean @CarperSean]

Seems to me like females in 2025 have got 'husband' and 'boyfriend' expectations completely twisted up...