Carpet

Level: 31 | Elementary school programming teacher

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

actual whiplash from chapter 5

[i think @kutaiuranium]

just straight up killing hookers

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

kill all halo fans. as a mercy

[Halo @Halo]

You've got questions, we've got answers!

Read our Q&A to learn more about Halo: Campaign Evolved.

📬 https://t.co/HDargNCXlh

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

@iamrobtv open world kinda ruins an otherwise good game. every replay attempt i get bored by the point im done the Tower

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

toby chiillll 😅

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

White. Fucking. Power.

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

SCP milsim larpshit incoming

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hollywood studios are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that can be turned into movies following the success of ‘BACKROOMS.’

(https://t.co/EC0tfpflfX)

[j👀 @gellowmold]

How it feels to apply to jobs

[nygma0451 @nygma0451]

What happened to Quake & Unreal is a 50x less embarrassing that what's happening to Halo. I rather have my favorite video games retire, than have it raped for eternity. Enjoy your UE5 demake.

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

lion

[𝕳𝖞𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖓 𝕰𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖊🟩⬜️🟥🍁⚜️ @neokhalessi]

Pakistani making a meme: imagine raping your son

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

frankly the halo games were made in the period that was the apex of American chauvism and of course they're full of right-wing mil sci-fi themes and I think it's more interesting to talk about that than attempt to "reclaim" them for good politics just because you like them

[Minerva @Midnerva]

When I was 15 my friend walked in on me masturbating to beheaded necro porn

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

damn, the last halo was a distaster! there's no way they do the same stupid shit no one likes again!

[James Vargas ➡️ Halofest @CryptumZetaXV]

We live in this weird age of Halo where you can customize your gameplay in anyway you want but people still complain.

Don’t want sprint? Turn it off
Want a 60 round AR? Do it!
Want third person? Go ahead!
Don’t like the HUD? Change it!
Don’t want a remake? Go play MCC!!!

#Halo

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

15 years of failure

[wort? @ODST_Schizo]

Holy shit bro halo fans are miserable, the game looks great stop complaining and be happy where getting SOMETHING

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

lets add screenshake to everything because were supposed to idk

[Luc // HiddenXperia @HiddenXperia]

After 19 YEARS, the Flood are FINALLY back in an FPS Halo with Campaign Evolved

Let's not go almost 2 decades without FPS Flood again...

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

oh my god

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

i miss when my #1 issue with the platform was the child porn

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

@elonmusk Elon—my offer still stands. I know a little bit about growing social networks. Check the App Store charts for my references.

[Goo @BronyRepublican]

I just want to go home and fap to my little pony

[Carpet @CarpetGaming1]

literal subhumans in replies. this should be the popular position if i didnt live alongside animals

[Jindi Singh KA @jindisinghka]

Completely agree.

Let’s be done with the Francophone-Anglophone animosity.

Leave your Protestant Orange marches back home.

Let’s revisit Canada’s constitutional protection for Catholic schools.

Or are we talking about immigrants from only some parts of the world?

If only I’d kept a penny for every time some ‘old stock’ Canadian said this to me…