carpetJazz

aight

[Gwosti 🤍 @gwostichan]

it hurts

[keenbiscuit. @keenbiscuit]

#godofwar
#godofwarlaufey

[fromsoftserve @fromsoftserve]

Absolutely shameless

[Santa Monica Studio – God of War Laufey @SonySantaMonica]

@Dominos_UK ok thanks for the feedback, dominos pizza corporate account

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

The resident of Pompeii who was consuming it at the time.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Dave @Dave_O01]

@TheJungOne01 @Ticketmaster What seat do you get? A golden chariot?

[sky @nabastajla]

food gives you energy, but..

[carpetJazz @CarpetJazz]

"Veni, vidi, vici" - my acne

[carpetJazz @CarpetJazz]

Me listening to the financial talk while watching Indrustry:

[Sherri Turner @STurner4077]

I look at my mum’s old house on Google maps street view, the house where I grew up. It says ‘Image captured May 2009’. There is a light on in her bedroom. It is still her house, she is still alive, I am still visiting every few months on the train to Bodmin Parkway,

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

i aspire to be the type of grandparent that my grandkids can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown

[Abe Notlinkin 🚛💨 @BruceAllmiighty]

Damn Twitter I wasn’t done reading that

[constantine @cnstntnnn]

babe are you okay you’re barely consuming your five forms of media at the same time

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

77% and you’re still saying “my” 😭😭

[3she @_3s7e]

Why does my body think it’s okay to wake up after 4 hours of sleep? We ain’t done sis