Carp T. Mufflinson

BRING BACK BULLYING #LGRW

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Wordle today was gay

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

@NHLRumourReport

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Carp’s come to the conclusion that unless Stevie Y goes full fantasy GM mode with trades & signings, the Red Wings are going to continue to be so fucking bad for the next 10+ years…. To make matters worse, Carp’s 99% positive Stevie ain’t going full fantasy GM mode.

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

@PZezzle @WingedWheelPod Not cool. That being said, 2008 at PPG. Smell ya

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

@percyishim Nice. It makes Carp retarded

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Woah… Couple too many last night, Carp.

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Captain Larks is not FUCKING leaving Detroit you muppet fucks!

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

As soon as Stevie Yzerman signs Tuch, Patty Kane, P Laine and trades for Nichushkin/Thomas/Hertl/Robertson all while somehow shipping out Compher, Copp, Appleton and Rasmussen

LARKIN IS DETROIT!!!

#LGRW #CapStaysCap

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Had a horrible dream that Larkin / el capitán requested a trade… boy would that suck

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

BREAKING NEWS: Looks like Yzerman & Larkin just hashed things out

#LGRW

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Yzerman end-of-season convo with Larkin leaked:

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Yzerman rn:

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

BREAKING NEWS: Dylan Larkin has requested a trade out of Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Just keep DMing Cap? HOW CAN CARP FIX THIS!?

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Will shaving Carp’s head make him feel better?

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Pacing around the house

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Carp can’t afford this to happen. No. No. It can’t be.

Cap… Think about Carp here. Please… CAP! Give Stevie Y a chance to shake things up. PLEASE DONT GO CAP!

YOU ARE DETROIT! DETROIT NEEDS YOU! FUCKING PLEASE!!!

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

D BOSS WANTS OUT OF DETROIT 👀

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

@LGRWProspects Bear’s line has been dominant. Dupont is unbelievable

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

Just took a shit. Bout to shit. Wbu?

[Carp T. Mufflinson @CarpetedMuff]

@1NCRDB1 Yall remember when Abdul got caught gooning during a team meeting? Hahahaha. Gainesville Gooners LEGEND!!!