Carpner

🇺🇸| Free Assange | They/He/BreakfastTaco|🏳️‍🌈 Stay out my likes unless you’re gay.

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It’s so stupid that Project Hail Mary is not in more theatres for the summer. Fucking stupid assholes!!!

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@JustFreshKicks Lies. Also this McDs in north Scottsdale.

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@ezraklein @katieporterca Someone tell bozo to put a shirt on. And Irvine is great because if you walk out of a store and forgot eggs you can go to another place nearby. Such a fucking retard!!

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@Pirat_Nation Management material. Maybe it can lock itself in the walk in freezer

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Yea… @AMCPlus is fucking retarded. They upload tv versions with commercial breaks. Fucking morons!!

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@CaltransHQ We already have high-speed cars you stupid asshole. Just build a fucking train

[alex @del4rg3]

aguenta minha pica?

[yeet @Awk20000]

Aziz Ansari made a surprise cameo as Kash Patel on SNL last night

"For those of u saying I'm doing a bad job..what if I told u this agency is only 6 weeks away from pinpointing the exact location of Osama bin Laden”

“I'm a trailblazer..first Indian person to suck at their job..everyone says Indian ppl are smart, hard working, incredibly intelligent..I've proven..that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites"

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

STREAMING TODAY ON TWITCH 3PM PST!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 take a ride w us thru the ABQ 😎😎

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@christianlasval Secret Service shot the other Secret Service dude ?

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@Thevictoria76 Still gaslighting… CRAZY CUNT!!

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Fuck you @doritos

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@MerriamWebster You can also do the meeting sitting down

[Carpner @Carpner1]

@KiDCuDi Jayden

[Sean Zachary ✨💫 $1.99 JFF $3 OF 300php TG! @seanzachary15]

FUCK ME JUST LIKE THAT PA 🥵😈

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

This show f*cks hard. Real hard. Get with it baby! ❤️‍🔥🚀‼️

BIG BRO w/ Kid Cudi debuts WEDS

@bigbrocudi

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Lights on. Mics on.

Step into the attic of my mind.

BIG BRO premieres Wednesday‼️

🔥🔥🔥🔥🌪️🌪️💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾😎😎😎😎😎

@bigbrocudi

[leonaordo @_leonaordo]

me sigam pra mais dicas de dietas 🥦
@TheOnlyJapax

[desert pig🌵 @goonerphagg]

me casually waiting for you to get home

[Carpner @Carpner1]

@Gryph911 The kids are still playing, why would you start cleaning up? Why do you only have 1 pan and why does it need to be washed in the dishwasher? Dummy