Paul Carpenter

Kids. Bird. Music. Mates. Gym. Motorbikes. If youve lost your faith in love and music oh the end wont be long. Pete Doherty. Director of Let's Talk Men's Mental

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

Horrific customer service by @o2ukofficial 6 hours on the phone for 1 upgrade.Employees stealing customers from each other. Personal data lost. Couldn't collect phone at the end of it despite the assurances. Shambles.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

Dear school staff.
You smashed it again.Well done.Everyone was looked after,made as safe as you could,cared about,educated and made better people.We are really grateful and really appreciate you.Have a great holiday.
Yours faithfully
The nice,non whingy,grateful parents.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

Spoke to @TVMartinRoberts last night about @LTMMH2018 and mental health in general. He spoke. He listened. His message was perfect. An absolute gentleman.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@AvivaUK We tried this in January Katie. I've had DMs with the media team, Emma, Jo, and Nat. We can try again though, anything to get this sorted.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

Can @AvivaUK explain how this half inch non fault chip on my car that happened last November still hasn't been sorted despite over 20 phonecalls and 15 hours on the phone. And the other person is also with Aviva. Horrific customer service.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@jslovechild What about monkeying all the blow?

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@AvivaUK Hi. I went on the live chat as advised, answered the preparatory questions and have been advised that you are unable to help through live chat. Can someone living please help me.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

Help. I'm stuck in the eternal @RACcarinsurance vortex.Trying since 01.12.22 to sort a claim. RAC say its Enterprise who say its Aviva who say its RAC who say its Aviva. Another 2 hrs on the phone again unresolved. And the on hold music has been chosen to make your ears bleed.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@AvivaUK Thanks Mike. I'll try that tomorrow.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@Nigelrefowens True story. I was at @shelleyreesowen wedding, Huw fell on the floor in front of me having lost his balance due to liquid intake. I leaned over, looked at him below me and said "you fkin twat". No one saw it apart from Huw. My finest moment, unwitnessed.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@JeffJones6 @RobertsParkLife @ValleysAleTrail @TavernFootball @sionmun @NonLeagueCrowd @ColinBurnett16 @jslovechild @robertmdaws @BrynLaw @DrJohnGeraint @IntWales Peter Peter Peter. Tynewydd lumped under Treherbert. I'm rocked to my very core. I'll leave Messrs Tank and Pryce to tear you a new one. I'll read it, enjoy it but under duress do you understand. Yes I know Treherbert Rugby is in Tynewydd. That's not the point man. Much love.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@JeffJones6 @RobertsParkLife @ValleysAleTrail @TavernFootball @sionmun @NonLeagueCrowd @ColinBurnett16 @jslovechild @robertmdaws @BrynLaw @DrJohnGeraint @IntWales Just ordered Pete. Though if I'm not in it in either The Lion, The Banc, Fagins, Smokies or The Gordon I'll be demanding a full refund plus emotional damages. Much love to the gentleman CP on the cover.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@mitchyhughes19 Proud to represent @LTMMH2018 at this and support the brothers. Great turnout and organisation. Route was perfect for all abilities. Awareness raised ✅️. Dog walked✅️. Fun had✅️. What more do you want. Brilliant job.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@kelvmackenzie I pondered many a minute forming many an educated retort for you but, embarrassingly, always came back to the phrase "what an absolute nimrod". Apologies to myself most of all. #kelvmackenzienimrod

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@LisaKin24521229 Shame Princess of Wales Hospital haven't.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@OasisPodcast Just seen it in Nantgarw

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

I just heard a Tory MP say "I think Boris was a great prime minister" and "with the partygate investigation still outstanding" in the same sentence. Just a heads up Tory MPs, if you are under investigation for morally bereft, deplorable, behaviour, you aren't "great" at anything.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@shelleyreesowen What a day. Mel still has the hangover. Also the day of my greatest ever joke to Huw Ceredig that no one saw.

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

@Hoodie1973 Ruffians, bounders and cads

[Paul Carpenter @Carpyfella]

Ffs. I know hard working, intelligent, nice, people with common sense and morals-surely one of those can do a better job of being Prime Minister than the shower of shit weve had lately - surely! It's worth a try isn't it. It can't go any worse.