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@BADSEED007 I’m especially jealous of those eyebrow fupas, and the crust around her mouth.

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@urnotitgurlypop @SassyKat100 I love it when she gets another skincare routine, she acts like she’s a skincare expert for two days and then forgets she ever had the products and never uses them again. Oh, and when she did use them for the two days she just smears the products all over her dirty ass face. 😂

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@Ghost91ne This is definitely AI.

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@NotFronchie I couldn’t help myself 😂

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@BetsysAt @MattWallace888 All the reports I saw said she was just snoring, loudly.

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@TheLinzerShow @AgentOfTheFree_ I was wondering that too. I was wondering if she broke it jumping out of the window or what. But i agree. She’s hideous.

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@M0ZZ @SassyKat100 She does look like her! I immediately thought of that. 🤣

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@LoopTheWhoop She made herself look kind of like Kaibella. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ChantalRoomate It’s so infuriating. She’s lived a cushy life. I was diagnosed with C-PTSD last year and it’s obvious she’s being serious when she says “I have PTSD over that doorbell” or whatever else stupid she says.

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@TheReginaHaley1 @Mo_translates @yellowryz Was the progress just getting fatter? 😂

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@NotFronchie

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@ChickenGorl @Debbiesworldtx @VitaminSiobhan Hahaha Pat was one of their best Sketches. 😂

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@Debbiesworldtx @ChickenGorl @VitaminSiobhan Yeah it’s crazy. You can’t even tell what gender she is anymore. Especially in that striped and collared man shirt of hers.

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@Meowing4Treats She looks like a male sex offender hanging out on the playground. 👀

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@heyypiggyy @PeggyHillBitch Buys $44 mascara (which will never magically make her beautiful like she hopes), then buys expired hamburger helper. 😂 will definitely come online and say she hates hamburger helper and how unhealthy it is with some of it left on her face later.

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@NLM6944 @heyypiggyy It’s wanting to break under her so badly. 😂

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@Diane57444929 @chantalpondue Exactly. I’ve only ever seen women this in denial about romance scammer husbands in one other place…90 day fiancé. She’s so pathetic.

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@NotFronchie

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@PamukPrensesOG I wanna know where you get undies that big. 🤣 also, would they be big enough for Chantal? 😳

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@chantalpondue @Diane57444929 Yeah if someone got me kicked out of America and into a war torn country, I’d want revenge for sure. I’ve wondered the same thing for a while about this second trip. If he’s going to 🙅🏼‍♀️ her out. There’s more benefits to it for him than leaving her alive.