notthekindagirl

ignoring consequences since 83

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

BINGO

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Saddened to hear of the passing of Hugh Hefner. He was an icon. #RIPHef

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

I use the medium contour kit when I'm tan, and the light when I'm pale, withdrawn, waiting for the hours of solitude when I can weep

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

NM world is fukt, nothing good anywhere

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

I know I'm drunk when I come to twitter to see what's good 😑

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Gotta lay off the drunk tweeting.

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Australia's all like "oooh dual citizenship" etc etc but SERIOUSLY the real question is WHY U WANNA LICK ASS?

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Things I understand: dick in my ass. Things I don't understand: tongue in my ass.

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Follow up question: people who like having thrir ass eaten. Just... why?

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

You know what I wanna know? People who eat ass. What's the deal? What's... like, just... why?

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Same https://t.co/HCtVC8RkR0

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

@tweetsauce My favorite Vsauce fact: "Don't waste a hole."

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

"Well fuck you too, man." https://t.co/ZNfT8wmwEi

[Zeeshan Hussain Cheema 🇬🇧 &🇵🇰 @shaancheema]

This is the best video ever https://t.co/M37Zyi5Bxa

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Trash trash trash also I don't care but also trash but also don't care but also (repeat)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

just. woke up. from an unplanned snooze. and forgot. who i was. for a second. you know those snoozes

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Maybe I can sell em in the lunch room. "All the shitty side effects of molly, and they take 6 - 8 weeks before you come up!"

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Forgot about the mad jaw clenching I get on the sertraline. Chomping gum all day to stop grinding and now office thinks I'm on the pingers.

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Mistake #2 is not bringing the napkins to bed with the burger

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Mistake #1 being drinking too much and not being able to watch GoT

[notthekindagirl @CarrieCourtenay]

Also accidentally got too drunk to watch new GoT this is all time low for Carrie. Gotta eat burgers in bed and dwell on my many mistakes.