Funhouse_Carrie

Pleasure artist, confidant & naked philosopher | On creative retreat

[Funhouse_Carrie @CarrieFunhouse]

Currently on creative retreat. Leaving this account up so I can flirt with my besties in the meantime...

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(and not only mine!) Good times

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Looking for some old files on my laptop, but all I find is a sea of butt pics.

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@ia_film You got them! Yay!

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@ZeldaSexGremlin yes we need to gossip! 😍

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Paging @ZeldaSexGremlin queen of bangs (pun intended) Where is a good place to get a fringe cut in? I feel like a change, but do not trust myself to DIY

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Turning up the heat so nakedness can continue....What are your favourite winter survival strategies?

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I'm not always naked, but I may as well be

#LetsGetNaked

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There's only one place to be on a day like this, and that's in the arms of a beautiful woman. Am I right? Or am I absolutely right

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She is *so* good and can confirm she has magic hands (magic everything)

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So I'll wait til this current alert level improves and then we can start planning dates etc :-)

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In London we had regular SWer buy/swap/sell days (bubbles, coffee & cake included of course)- are any Wellington workers keen? My lingerie drawers are bursting, and I want pieces to go to a good home 😉

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In fact it's not just my knicker drawers overflowing but my wardrobe in general...Controversial perhaps, but there are only so many tiny silk dresses a girl needs.

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@SWAotearoa The students are clearly an afterthought. Many people react on an emotional level when it comes to sex work, but it would be great if there was more self-reflection around that.

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@ZeldaSexGremlin Marmalade, patron saint of washing machines

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@MissEvelynxx There is already a big discrepancy in prices - not only here but in countries with really heavy criminalisation. Low prices tend to reflect prejudices in society and wider economic contexts, and not how skilled a worker is (or stigma).

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omg

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@ilong4lilly @Ramona_NZ @FunhouseWGTN Love a bit of slept in eye makeup. Keep the smudges coming

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@Ramona_NZ @FunhouseWGTN So inaccurate - there's no coffee in this pic

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@ilong4lilly so beautiful! yay for film (and Lilly on film!)

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@ZeldaSexGremlin sexier everyday