Carrie

I have the cilantro soap gene

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

It's pronounced data, not data

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

Why am I in “over30” TikTok? How did I get here?

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

A flesh-colored bra under a black shirt is better than a black bra under a black shirt and this is the TRUTH

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

Just wrote a brief commentary on ice cream, obesity, and national security. All related — hypothetically

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

I love it when my president says “many arrests” is a good thing and uses “overwhelming force” and “domination” as if they are positive words

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

D.C. had no problems last night. Many arrests. Great job done by all. Overwhelming force. Domination. Likewise, Minneapolis was great (thank you President Trump!).

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

@chasemanhattenn The very one

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

Am I crazy or was there this movie that came out in the early 2000s that was about a bunch of bears who could talk and one of them wore sunglasses

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

@sydneycrumbum THANK YOU

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

Has anyone noticed a change in their phone charging habits since quarantine began? I don’t charge my phone at night anymore because I know I’ll usually have access to power whenever I need it

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

Headphones in, no music playing, “reading,” and listening to a couple having an argument via FaceTime

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

I’m 22 years old and I still buy clothes thinking “I’ll grow into it”

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

I should be working on my finals, but what am I doing?
Stalking @StetsonUSA Instagram.

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

I get to wear jeans today and I am SO EXCITED

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

I don’t think anyone will ever understand how much I hate the Arial font. Absolutely fills me with rage when I try to read it

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

Y’all ever read Edgar Allen Poe’s “Masque of the Red Death” because I feel like we could really do something with this

[TMZ @TMZ]

Dana White Securing Private Island for UFC Fights, 'Fights Every Week' https://t.co/EFpSkJvBEv

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

We’ll see

[Haley Phillips @HaleyPhil92]

@CarrieLayne3 Do not. And I cannot stress this enough.
DO NOT CUT YOUR BANGS.

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

Okay but the internet girls are right. If I want to experiment with bangs, now IS the time to do it

[Carrie @CarrieLayne3]

I’ve used this gif more times than I care to admit since this whole thing began

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

Somebody called this Quarantine day 2 and I want to be the first one to let you know you late and you nasty

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

WASHING YOUR HANDS & STAYING HOME
- recommended!

IGNORING THE PLIGHT OF THE COMMON FOLK BY THROWING A PARTY WITH YOUR RICH FRIENDS IN THE CASTELLATED ABBEY WHILE A MASKED STRANGER MOVES OMINOUSLY FROM ROOM TO ROOM
- not recommended
- sure hope that guy doesn't symbolize anything