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dogs and window gardens. she/her

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My eye doctor politely reminded me that, unfortunately, glasses cannot make up for not paying attention.

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@blishbarson You’re not supposed to do that

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Surprisingly few safeguards in place when we all know the monkey is Very Curious.

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The most comforting thing is other people freaking out.

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@Tomqj Oh I did anyway. It’s nice!

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@Tomqj Is this spam? Are you hacked? I’m not clicking on that.

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@BreeMinneapolis @NaomiKritzer @MplsParkBoard Lol my husband put that latch on a few years ago after the last one was broken for weeks.

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I enjoy my TikToks the traditional millennial way. Via instagram.

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What fresh hell

[Tom Johnson @Tomqj]

I hate dust jackets and throw them away whenever I can. 😤📖🦾🗑️

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I could say my Spotify wrapped will be ruined by my children, but they’re asleep and I’m jammin to Bluey music all on my own.

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@Komaniecki_R Tell them about your favorite gas station snacks again. Become the thing they fear the most.

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@blishbarson Isn’t Ross from friends dead?

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@gretakaul On top of a waffle 👩‍🍳 💋

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@Komaniecki_R Can definitely sell it with the costumes, tho.

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Me completing my annual work mandated ergonomics training:

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Becoming a parent has changed me in two very noticeable and uncomfortable ways. I’m a voice-to-texter now and my dancing is markedly worse.

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@Komaniecki_R @anabelmaler @anabelmaler TAKE CARE! Not even the CDC bleach solution could save us (but ho boy did I try) when one baby got a stomach bug. Took us all down.

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@agentaaronmn @lindsmpls These vibes. Your house rocks!

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@YakubReborn @TrashLoaf Did you see him in Paddington 2? From RomCom heartthrob to elder eccentric, vaguely evil, with decorative coats— Hugh is back, baby.

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@lindsmpls THIS LOOKS SO WONDERFUL!! ♥️

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So good