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[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

@tsanborn17 Buy me a house

[anna ◡̈ @notablyanna]

the worst part of the day is when u finish ur coffee because its like. ok guess ill wait for tomorrow then

[bear @iamblackbear]

the past still fucking burns

[katherine @kit_KATherine__]

just found this photo of my great grandparents during the depression, so fascinating to see how people used to live back then

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

I took a sip of a Long Island and it’s like I’m back at social house blacking out at FAC

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

Never did I think I would be 23 years old watching wheel of fortune on a Friday night with my parents...but HERE WE ARE!!!!

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

*of hehe

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

“I am the least racist person in this room” ~while~ standing in front a person of color SHEESH

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

So I was taking a LOVELY shower this evening when I decided to use this random body wash in the shower after I proceeded to use it my bathroom filled with the smell of RUMPLEMINTZ and I have never been as unwell as I am right now

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

The most incredible thing I have ever experienced is when you do something with someone who has dementia/Alzheimer’s that they used to do and you watch the spark come back in their eyes

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

Ok I’m not kidding do people actually think sriracha is spicy?

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

ahahahaha if I am EVER with someone and they only poor me like 1/4 cup of wine cause it looks more “tasteful” I will yeet myself off a bridge

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

#NewProfilePic

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

@SocialHouseBar @anderson_matt91 I cry 🥺

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

This morning I almost asked this lady what kind of baby she had LMAO like what flavor is it?? ahaha I hate myself

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

My nephew, who’s 3, just informed that “macaroni and cheese is ONLY for boys” so therefore if you’re a girl you can’t have it

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

Alex thought I shit the bed while him and I were both laying in it. This man literally thought I would have the nerve to shit my pants and just continue to go on with our conversation. Turns out it was a melted piece of chocolate I left in my bed ://

[carrieg @Carrie_Gerdes]

You expect ME to learn how to dress professionally do my makeup make a breakfast pull my life together all before I go to work at 7am....IN TWO WEEKS???? I think yeah I’ll probably have to