CARRION

Schizoid Skeleton Abomination | Jovial Nihilist | Business Reject | Occasional Producer of Internet Pollution

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

If you ever catch me being an awful person (I am) I just want you to know that I am not sorry and do it on purpose.

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

Security guards that wear empty chest rigs destroy me, dude. Like, you work at a Pharmaprix in Westmount, homie. What could you possibly need that for? Sit down, goofy.

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@MischievousCur "Hey, how are you, listen, uh, I..."

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

George Carlin made a great point about median intelligence, that went something along the lines of "Imagine how stupid the average person is. Now realize that 50% of everybody you ever meet is going to be stupider than that."

It doesn't matter what field you're in– if you are the slightest bit competent, you are a statistical anomaly, which is often terrifying.

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"Yeah, I'm a billionaire, but if you don't count any of my assets, I'm probably poorer than you are so that makes me working class just like you :] "

Yeah and my dick is actually super tiny if you don't count the 15 inches of shaft, but you don't see me trying to relate myself to being a giant gaping vagina with daddy issues now, do you? Fuck out of here.

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

I think we both know very well the reason why is because none of these people know what a "data center" actually is, what they do, or why they're supposed to be bad besides "My friend on tumblr said something something global warming."

The average zoomer doesn't even know what a zip folder is.

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

Every day, I am objectified by thirsty foids. When will this systemic-misandry end 😔

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

Never underestimate your voice's ability to one-shot somebody's ovaries. Be careful out there, my dudes. It's not safe.

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Canadian doctors don't even bother putting you to sleep before operating any more. They just get all the nurses together and beat you with hammers until you stop screaming.

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@ChristinaTasty "Tits got smaller"

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Assmogging Instagram rejects on Tinder rn you wish you were me.

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

I'd just like the feds know that I am an indigenous person; I need to open-carry this suppressed, full auto 8.6 Blackout AR-10 SBR because of white colonizer oppression/trauma/reparations or something. Please respect my culture.

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@lordvictor Hit em with ol razzle dazzle
gotta keep the coroners guessing.

[Lord Victor ⏸️ @lordvictor]

Retaded Fudds will suggest putting less-lethal shotgun rounds in your home defense gun, followed by buckshot in case that isn't enough.

In my opinion, this is backward. It's more hilarious to have the pain-only rounds in the tube when they're already crying for an ambulance.

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

People like to say "women are the problem" but, like, you're the one listening to them, retard– You are the one giving them influence.

And that's not to say we shouldn't listen to women ever, but if somebody demonstrates a non-comprehension of necessary harm or second order of effects, their opinion is poison.

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

@MischievousCur The trouble with this dynamic is that they always think "I can fix him" when they very much, in fact, cannot, fix him– Thus why these guys end up having existential crises about being single at 36. If they could be fixed, they wouldn't need fixing.

[CARRION @CarrionCoreVT]

@JSIick @ReviewsPossum

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What is the point of having a switch if you can actually hit what you're aiming at? It's not a good Chicago drill unless you're clipping three bystanders under the age of twelve.