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[✺ @Carrlaay]

@MNNationalGuard this was a notification on our ring doorbell. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this information

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@SsssamanthaaMUA A baby wipe #skincaring

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Imagine spending your entire life raising a kid and this is how they turn out.

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The amount of times I’ve vacuumed Cheerios out of my carpet is astronomical

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@GeorgiePorgie_A Guess you shouldn’t have left your house

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Could @NintendoAmerica please just release Animal Crossing early. Social distancing.

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@bk_kruse

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The actual footage of Kelsey kissing Peter #TheBachelorABC

[♱ @6inner]

The 2nd floor. the 2nd fucking floor.

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

according to my official calculations it’s finally here. if you need me for the next 61 days i’ll be watching hocus pocus in a corn maze

[Brad Betts @870South]

If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

Broke ppl will buy you a drink w/ $20 in their bank account and say “don’t worry about” & rich ppl will Venmo request you for $1.25

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Pirates booty w/lime 👌🏻

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@abbeychiavario SAME

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@MarlenaStell @KathleenLights1 One of my favorite movies !!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The Mother of Dragons, in gif form: #GameofThronesFinale

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I keep seeing the names “James Charles” and “Tati Westbrook” and I don’t know if these are Game of Thrones characters or candidates running for president, but I do know that we all should be donating to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood.

[jarrett hill @jarretthill]

Go head on.
Let your little heart explode.

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@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @MyFavMurder