Alta Gonzales

I rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend.

[Laura Murphy @Hodge3Kay]

This girl is riding dolphins http://t.co/soj0QbEw1i

[Esther Harper @CreaseyEloise]

I think, therefore I'm single.

[Alta Gonzales @CarrollMarek]

Kids these days http://t.co/FsoDGIIwKc

[Alta Gonzales @CarrollMarek]

Women vs men http://t.co/BVPQS2wICz

[Olive Brooks @BonnieSabeth]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Alta Gonzales @CarrollMarek]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Angelo Gonzalez @AmberAlleva]

with GF vs without a GF http://t.co/Nn9AD6whdj

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

Twitter makes you improve your writing, the 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point