Rob Carroll

Multi-instrumentalist, Songwriter, NYC musician

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

Is there really any other Christmas album besides a Charlie Brown Christmas?

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@kelllml I don't trust him

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@kelllml 🤯😲☠️

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

If u feel alone and by yourself, look in the mirror, and wow, there's two of you. Be who you are. Who are you. I am me. Ugly, lol. Shaq

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@Diana_Liguori_ You are obsessed

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

I'm not saying the best part of having your own apartment is cooking dinner in your boxers at 10 pm, but it's certainly not the worst part

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@Diana_Liguori_ What a hater

[kel @kelllml]

BC I DONT LIKE HOT DRINKS FUCKIN LET ME LIVE

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@kelllml Ok

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@not_a_rol3model #beatsbyjeff

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

When apartment listings have six of the same photo with no apartment in sight 🤩🤩🤩

[Amina @ahahamina]

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@Diana_Liguori_ You're certainly not.

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@Diana_Liguori_ This is old

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@Diana_Liguori_ Ok bye

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@not_a_rol3model Svedka Summer

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

@kelllml Where wtf

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is working from the household today. so my mission so far. has been to allow as little work. as possible

[Rob Carroll @Carroll_R]

Do you think people who order vanity plates for their car go to heaven?