Carron Matheson

Aye.

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

For fuck sake. How fucking hard is it for people to shut the fuck up when you're trying to sleep after night shift? Cunts! Raging!

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Water with loooooads of ice 😍

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Takes me days to recover after being ill. Had enough of it now. A year and a half and still have no idea what's wrong...

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Wish I had enough money to have someone do my hair and make up for my every day. #thedream

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Dear Lord, what did I do to deserve having to draw my eyebrows on every day? #nightmare

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Here's to giggles, chilling out, and munchies 🍔🍕🍰 #420

[H. Sumeri @IraqiSecurity]

The revolution will not be televised:

150,000 people in central London today demonstrated vs austerity and Cameron.

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

I'm the space of half an hour, Cammie managed to get 60 quids worth of toys and a trip to the cinema out of me. I just can't say no. #love

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Nothing creepier than someone still stalking their ex when they're 'happy' with someone else... Back off.

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Abandoning Twitter for a few days until this football nonsense has passed 💩💩💩

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

What an ungodly hour to be up for work 😴

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Can't wait till June so that I can afford a hair cut. Don't think I've ever seen my hair in such bad condition 😢

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

Woke up to this note this morning 😂 dishwasher broke last week too.

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

4 weeks today till Rome 👫✈️💕☀️😊

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

When you're so hungry that you eat your pot noodle half crunchy 😂

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

If Jamie doesn't start sharing the bed like a normal person I'm going to stab him in his sleep.

[Carron Matheson @CarronKate]

As if a van driver gave me the fanny licker sign when he was driving off from the pumps at work today 😷 mink 😷