𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧

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𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀,
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𝗛𝘂𝗵 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀?

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

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𝙌𝙪𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣’ 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛𝙨,
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨!

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[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

She's gonna attack her--

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

❝ He's not my boyfriend! ❞

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

❝ . . . . .This lady is dense. ❞

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

❝ This lady is cruisin’ for a bruisin’! I dumped the sorry sucker, and that's that. ❞

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

❝ Uh, yeah! I did, dunce! Do I need to repeat myself? ❞

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

❝ He ain't my boyfriend anymore, ya’ broad! I dropped him. ❞

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

She's still fuming..

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

Why don't you come up with another amazing scam?

That'll get'cha your jawbreakers!

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

/ I get that, but I just don't believe in apologizing for being yourself.

twistedhumorornotjustsaying--

But, I can understand where you're coming from! ^w^

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

Eat dirt, Eddy.

I don't need ya’ anymore!

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

/ Don't blame yourself--

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

Oh, yeah?

The Edd's should be hung by their undies on a flagpole, and launched out into the galaxy!

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

Eddy took her great gifts and just split!

What a terrible boyfriend, her heart is SHATTERED!

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

❝ Twin-brother, huh?. . . . ❞

She would raise her bangs, eyes squinted.

❝ Fine, just give him this when you see him. ❞

She would toss him a handmade card, a bag of jumbo jawbreakers, and a weird poorly crafted paper heart.

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

National Boyfriend Day, huh?

Oh, 𝑬𝒅𝒅𝒚!

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

〝 You wish.

I ain't here for none of you pea-brains! 〞

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

〝 Well, well, well, someone sure is in a bad mood today.. 〞

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

Cracks knuckles.

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[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

@GreedyVandalism Watch it, shortstack.

[𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧 @CarrotTopKanker]

Was that really supposed to be an insult?

You hot topic reject!